Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Ladies first

"Ladies first."
N Dawg always says this. Lest you think he is being sweet and chivalrous, it is usually because he doesn't want to go upstairs by himself first, or because he is using the 'lady' to make sure something is safe. Someday, he'll be the guy on a diveboat who sees sharks, and tells a female diver, "ladies first." Or the hiker who sees fresh scat, isn't sure what it belongs to, and beckons "ladies first."
Occasionally, I think there may be a touch of chivalry to it- when he opens a door to the Y or at the library. That dissipates when he says it as we near the water at the YMCA pool. N Dawg just wants to see if it is too frigid cold for me before he dips his toes in. I am so onto that kid...
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

prayers

Oy- out of the mouths of babes.

First of all, N's stock prayer as we say our goodnights- "Dear God, Thanks for for Ebrything. Amen." That might sound callus coming out of a thirty-something's mouth, but from a six-year-old, it sounds soo sweet.

And then there is G's prayer. "Dear dear God, Thank you for all of our gifts. Please watch over that kitten at the pet shop. Help it find a good home, even if it is not with us. Please make sure that the three-legged dog that mommy and me saw is happy wherever he is. Watch over our doggies. And watch over Sammy in heaven . And Goldie. And my eleven hermit crabs. I can't remember their names, but tell 'em I can't wait to see them. And tell  'em I will know them when I see them, even if I forgot their names. Please watch over the kitten, even if we don't get to adopt her. Amen."

See what I mean? First off, the three-legged dog was one we saw at an adoption fair almost three years ago- Wow, there is a whole trinity thing going on there- hmmm. And still she prays for that sweet baby. The hermit crabs- we should not even go there, stinky things that we could never keep alive through a molting stage. Goldie- the goldfish I 'won' at the County Fair. Tried to skulk away before the kids noticed we had won a living creature, except for a woman yelling "She won! She won!" Damn fish. Free fish that ended up costing a fortune in a tank, food, faux castle, faux ferns, and therapy from the heartbreak when it died. Okay, maybe not the therapy thing, but major trauma when Goldie died. And Sammy- my million -year-old cat that finally passed away last summer. And finally, the kitten. An adorable little tortoiseshell kitten who is unfortunately at a pet store. I just cannot support a pet store, with everything that I know about them. Except for that cute little tortoiseshell kitten that my girl is praying for.

Stay tuned. I am obviously having issues about Tootsie. Err, I mean, about the kitten from the pet store.
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weirdos

Weirdo.
G has called N Dawg this one too many times, which big sisters often do, and has he EVER picked it up.

me- "N, I love you..."

N- "Weirdo."

Me- "Look at those cyclists all in a row."

N- "Weirdos."

Me- "Oh hey, there is your friend from school- let's say hello!"

N- "Weirdos."

The kid calls anything or anyone with a pulse "weirdo", and it never fails to catch me off guard. Don't even know if he knows what it means- I really have to ask him.
 He is honestly a sweet kid, and I cannot imagine that he would label anyone (other than his sister OF COURSE) with such a mean word if he really understood it... that being said, a car cut me off at the onramp- little bit dangerous- and whatdya think came out of my mouth before I could clamp my hand over it?

"Weirdo."
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Sixteenth Street

G and I had a girls' night last night. My mother was in town with a woman, Judy, whom she works with. We met the two of them and Jackie, one of mom' s closest friends, for dinner on the 16th street mall. I forget how much I LOOOOOOVE Denver until I am in one of the cool areas.
We ate at Marlowe's, which happens to be next to the Paramount Theater. Fabulous people watching, both in the restaurant and right outside...Yummy food that makes me wish I was a food critic. Then I could fill my blog with all sorts of tidbits about my crisp Valley of the Moon Pinot Blanc, blackened amberjack that even a confirmed fish-hater could love, authentic New York style cheesecake in a delicate black cherry sauce...
Actually, the star of the show was definitely the  Shirley Temple. Two of those, and G was in rare form. A little giggly, a little goofy from sugar overload, and G was truly the highlight of my evening. We drive each other so crazy sometimes that I forget she is actually a lot of fun to hang out with. We spent a couple of hours with Nana and her friends, watched all of the cool contraptions at the Niketown store, rode in a RAMSHACKLE (that is a G word, but methinks they are called rickshaws or pedi-cabs), went to Tattered Cover, got completely lost in a magical neighborhood (note to self, I want to live off of Lowell Street in the Highland Neighborhood when I grow up), and then had a great conversation-filled ride home.
Now, back to that velvety cheesecake lovingly draped in a black cherry infusion...

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

One hundred and twenty seconds

Two minutes. Mom just needs two minutes of quiet time. I looove lincoln logs, bad guys and good guys, Harry and the Hendersons, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, and galloping, but my brain hurts. Just two minutes of silence is all I ask. Two little bitty minutes. One hundred and twenty seconds. Yes, that is one hundred plus two tens. Yes that is counted like one one thousand, two one thousand... No, you cannot count it by tens. Yes, I know that you have close to that amount in one dollar bills...AAAAARGH!
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Monday, June 16, 2008

Life lessons at Elitches

1) Ninety-eight percent of the world should be banned from wearing  a bikini. That includes tankinis and monokinis.

2) Actually, monokinis should be outlawed completely. Who thought those things up? Only a supermodel could get away with them, and even THEY would look better in something else...

3) Just because the flesh is bare, doesn't mean it should be covered up by a tattoo. More tattooed flesh passes through the gates of Elitches than my poor little brain can fathom.  Loving a well-done tat, but the other ninety-seven percent... All I can say is , learn how to spell, people! "Daaddy's girl" tattooed across your ample chest is enough to give someone like me a nervous tic.
 
4) Less soda, more water. I am thinking that America has serious issues, and NOT doing the Dew might be a step in the right direction.

5) Putting greasy barbecue kiosk by the killer swirling, twirling, tilting, rolling over ride- not the best idea. More garbage cans and bathrooms in the BBQ stand's place- excellent idea.

6)  Beauty can be found absolutely ANYWHERE. In the dirty outdoor dining area of a faux fifties diner, I was grossed out enough that I became one of THOSE women who wipes the seat and table down before she will sit at it. And then I noticed the most amazing thing. A beautiful mama bird bringing food to her babies in a truly intricate little nest. Right above my head, wedged in a rafter. She was such a wonder to watch that I forgot I was in a greasy gross place. Absolutely beautiful.

7) Airbrushed tattoos- wow. In a brangelina moment, I watched the amount of people getting these stupidly expensive things and thought about the small countries we could provide immunizations and food to with the money being wasted on TEMPORARY body art. 


8) Riding scary out-of-control roller coasters is an amazing thing. Hanging upside down, going in frantic teacup circles, flying down ginormous hills at the speed of light- these things can make one forget about mortgages and medical bills and grown-up things.

9) Watching the thrill of a good scary ride on your kids' faces is priceless! G is fearless and will ride ANYTHING, which is one of my favorite qualities about her. N is much much more cautious, so when the child rides a ride, it is a big deal!

10) I am happy to be among the smart people who know that we should not be wearing bikinis. Thank God for one-pieces, and the wisdom to know when to wear them.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Life lessons at Elitches

We survived G's birthday! The girl had a BLAST, from her chosen birthday breakfast of biscuits and sausage gravy to her very own IPOD to her eleven hour jaunt through Elitches. Roller coasters and water rides and concerts, oh my.
Learned lots of life lessons at Elitches- to be continued later...

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Monday, June 09, 2008

G now has the coolest kid bed ever- heck, i would even be excited about this bed and i am 'older than dirt'...

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Craaaaaaazy day

Good morning!
Gonna be a craaaaaaazy day. Can't even comprehend what possessed me to overbook myself on my first real day off in a while. Leaving here to go to the park with kiddos and other knitwit girls, then to pick my friend Janet up, then to the Halseys to hang out, then rush home and fix dinner for us and the Avrams, then we put together this ginormo bed/desk/dresser/reading nook/bohemoth THING that I am getting from the Avrams for G... yippee!!! I wish I had a cool bed like this when I was a kid, kind of a batcave for tween girl G.
Gotta go strategize- this feels like what a military move must feel like- water bottles? check. sunscreen? check. goldfish ? check. frisbees, bugnets, balls, and scooters? check. Martinis for Mom???  
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Sunday, June 08, 2008

The Caffeine Crutch

Giving up caffeine??? Ha- that was a bad, bad idea. I spit in the face of caffeine-free, herbal teas... No seriously, I totally need caffeine at this point in life. Call it an addiction, call it a crutch- I SO NEED IT! Figured out today that I was actually affecting people around me with my decaf self, so I promptly inhaled a cup of Serrano's French Blend, one creamer only. I am figuring, if one cup of coffee can help me power through a sixteen-hour plus work and school day, then this is a pseudo-acceptable addiction, right?

Human again.

But, on the subject of addictions, my girly girl friend, Janet, has been nic-free for ten whole days. Woo-hoo, Janet- I am soooo proud of you! Hardest thing in the world to do, and you are doing it well!!
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