Round-up
I had the honor of attending a kindergarten roundup this afternoon. The word 'roundup' conjured up images of our principal in western garb, and the counselor square-dancing, but thankfully, we had none of that. No offense if Mrs. J likes wearing wranglers or Miss Anderson likes to do-si-do, but I was a little nervous about being party to it all.
No worries, the roundup was simply a clearinghouse to get all of the kindergarten kids entered into the School District with their shot records, medical info, proof of residency, blaablaablaa... I also found out that pig latin and double dutch are not true second languages, so we are a primarily English-speaking family. All-day kindergarten, which is mandatory in many states now, is still optional in Colorado School Districts. Optional is a code word for EXPENSIVE. We have to enter our kids into a lottery, pray, do a rain dance, and cross our fingers that they get into all-day kindergarten. That they get in so that we can pay an arm and a leg for them to get what is required in other stated. Go figure.
I did ask Mrs J. if a caramel chocolate covered apple would help with the whole lottery thing, and her reply was "couldn't hurt."

