Beware of Dog!
Humperdink is the most fierce protector of his domain. The dog is relentless in protecting us from everything, and I mean EVERYTHING that ventures close. Unfortunately, that means his reflection in the glass of my windows. The glass of my windows in every room.
I may end up being like a frat boy and putting aluminum foil in every window. My neighbors would adore me for that classy touch, doncha think? Apparently, wide wood blinds don’t completely block Humperdink’s view of his enemy… err, his reflection. I have tried telling him, but apparently his grasp of English is limited to “food”, “no”, “let’s go for a walk”…
I also have to quit calling him Humperdink, before kiddos pick up on it. Lucky, Lucky, Lucky- no more Humperdink except in my noggin.
